Category: by Matt Savinar

February 2017 Star-Bomb Scopes with Jeanette Ponder

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Editor’s Note: Below are your monthly horoscopes for February 2017 from professional astrologer Jeanette Ponder of Parallax Astrology and Tarot. As always, make sure to read for both your rising sign and your Sun sign. -Matt

Aries: The Hot-Stepper and the Hard-Charger

February is going to be a kicker of a month for Aries. To start, you’ve had to deal with Uranus’ lovely, random influences on your life path for a long while. This “change agent” type of energy will link up with Pluto and Jupiter in messy fashion on February 6th. Of course, that leads to flak from others who sit and judge necessary coping mechanisms that keep life from falling apart at the seams. And everybody has an opinion, even if you don’t want to hear it. The gripes of those at the top, like your boss or landlord, come across like the buzzing of a particularly insistent gnat. No one seems to think you have what it takes to make it through. Not a good time. To add insult to energy, a short buzz-through by an empowered Moon will heighten the feeling of just being plain misunderstood on the 8th. Breathe. It’ll pass.

Some relief arrives at the Leo lunar eclipse on the 10th, when some of those naysayer friends or associates finally fall into line, or a solution finally moves ahead enough to make people believe in you again. Stabilizing Saturn energy also adds some strength to your progress. Give yourself a decent shake, and others will lend support and help things grow.

Speaking of relationships to others, let’s look at Valentine’s Day. Your planetary ruler, Mars, sets up shop in Aries for the month. For the first half, Venus travels close by, lending a little classiness to a commonly abrasive entity. The thinking may follow that if you simply act and push forward (there will be an impulse to flatter your love, as well), everything will be terrific, and romance will just fall into place. Let me remind you: relationship building has its roots in trust, as well as a happy, satisfied, trustful emotional state. Start out with honest relating at the heart level, and the action (heh heh heh) will follow.

As if there wasn’t enough on the Aries plate, Mars squares Pluto from the 21st to the 24th. This is definitely not the time to get aggressive about anything that has to do with the following areas: taxes, inheritances, deeper sexual matters, surgery, or shared resources. Avoid conflict in those areas during that period, because you won’t come out on top. Everyone is liable to be high-strung due to tense skies those couple of days, so just let it go and refocus your anger and/or dissatisfaction somewhere else.

Aries, let’s finish off the month with a discussion of the solar eclipse in Pisces on the 26th. This will bring yet more time to examine those inner emotional caverns and haunts that can limit development to the next level, with long-lasting results. Since this solar eclipse is within kissing distance of dreamy Neptune, look for chances to develop bonds in a spiritual fashion. Discover another person – heck, even yourself – through music, swimming, or fiction that feeds the soul. End February with the open mind of a wanderer, and don’t get too attached to precision.

Taurus: The Farmer and the Financier

In the early part of February, Taurus will be in a state of adjustment as Venus, your ruling planet, changes from sweet, swoony Pisces to assertive, take-no-prisoners Aries. On top of that, our girl Venus clashes with Saturn, the planet of lessons, hard work, and everything un-chic. As they part from their clunky, awkward dance, there are other issues: namely, a scuffle between Uranus, Jupiter (fresh into retrograde mode), and Neptune (with a little Pluto thrown in) that takes place starting on the 6th. Creeping fears from the emotional deep affect your day-to-day, perhaps making you skeptical of moving ahead with tax plans, inheritance money, sexual matters, and shared resources. I can already hear the voices in your head, Taurus: that nagging suspicion that your doctor’s missing SOMETHING in that x-ray, or that coworkers are conspiring to cut you out of your team bonus. Worse yet, the Moon in Leo drops in on the 8th to give a slight kick to your income or self-esteem. Fun!

More crunchiness comes two days later on February 10th, when the lunar eclipse in Leo lights up your home and family zone. Though there’s been much upheaval in the world, it’ll be a good time to stretch your mind: are you mentally prepared to grow your career or business? Is your car and home insured and in good repair? Take advantage of this time to take care of things that will bring peace of mind in the future as you seek to expand.

Valentine’s Day is a low-key pleasure this year. Venus and Mars both clash with the Moon, which makes for conversation that misses the romantic mark. An unrequited love could suddenly come out of hiding, or a partner can express feelings in a completely ham-handed fashion. However, there’s also great potential to turn things around, especially if a thoughtful gift and a trip to a beloved local hangout are involved. Don’t try too hard, and keep a sense of humor if possible.

A word of caution for Taurus people born at the end of the sign (May 20th to 22nd): watch out around the 18th for a stressful configuration between the Nodes, the Sun, and the Moon. You may experience a feeling of muddled thinking and blocked action. People may seem to change their minds, or may become hard to tie down. Get agreements in writing, or waiting till the next day to make moves.

Taurus closes out the month with a solar eclipse in Pisces focused on friends, social interaction, and groups. Joined by Neptune, you’ll find that the next few weeks bring some really pleasurable times. If you’ve ever thought of joining an orchestra, or taking a class to brew wine or beer, this is the time to do it. You may even find that past artistic or spiritual (not necessarily religious, there’s a difference) endeavors pop up for closer examination. While a solar eclipse usually brings new, shiny experiences, Mercury’s meeting with the South Node in Pisces can also mean a second look at past forays that can enrich or serve for years to come.

Gemini: The Correspondent Au’ Courant and the Communications Super-Specialist

My Mercury friends, the month begins with tension between personal pleasures (perhaps a past lover, or old creative endeavor?) and the buzz of the greater, more generalized world outside. You’re always of more than one mind when it comes to life’s little dilemmas, but one central issue hovers in the midst: how to stay in touch with deeper issues and debts: to your body through intimate, deep, committed sex; to society, through taxes; to others, through common wealth and resources. Watch that you’re not playing side off of one another, because there could be some spoilsport waiting in the wings to whack you back down to size through gossip or personal pot-shots. The 8th is the messiest day in this whole situation, because a hidden enemy might pop up, or some sort of institutional situation could complicate life. My advice? Have fun, but remember that others may want to get involved, too.

To that end, Mars recently moved into Aries, which gives you a little bit of an energy boost. Venus follows it a few days later. Going into the Leo lunar eclipse on the 10th, Gemini is once again looking at a clash between the romantic, fun part of life and generalized group concerns. But wait! This time, you’ve got some help from the Sun and Moon. During this lunar eclipse, it’s time to gather your personal assets and quantify your beliefs. How does your fun and social life reflect your personal truth? How do all of those things create lasting intimacy, sex, and resources that may be shared with others? Whatever doesn’t suit that purpose has to go.

For Valentine’s Day, Geminis get to have a good time, but watch out for surprises in the romantic realm. Jupiter retrograde in Libra faces off with Uranus in Aries, resulting in a possible clash of beliefs that may have been simmering in the background. At the same time, Venus and Mars in Aries tussle with the Moon in Libra. People are in their feelings! However, your ruler Mercury comes to the rescue, which can make for some pleasingly life-changing conclusions by the end of the day.

Luckily, a lot of subsequent activity misses Geminis for the next few days. Mars will square Pluto in Capricorn from the 21st to the 24th, but Gemini’s cozy connection to Mars mitigates many of the troubles that may plague others. Just the same, tread softly on those dates. Why invite trouble?

The Pisces solar eclipse on the 26th holds some interesting messages for Gemini. Ruler Mercury is on the South Node, which may bring old, worn fears about direction and aimlessness back to the forefront. However, this is a great time to get ahead and productively seek to change feelings of listlessness or fogginess. The eclipse is snuggled up next to Neptune, so why not use that Piscean haze to improve your life? Have you thought of yoga, or meditation? Therapy? This is the time to start establishing spiritual practices that can keep you thriving for years to come.

Cancer: The Hometown Hero

The month starts off feeling like an intermezzo, Cancer, but it’s a big one for changes and new inspiration. The Moon, Cancer’s ruling light, is pivotal in much of this month’s astrology, so be ready to adjust, learn, and adapt.

The Cancerian tendency to favor home and family – or, at least, things that create a feeling of familiarity and domestic bliss – doesn’t mix well with a highly volatile career world at the moment. With service to home and hearth battling against almost obsessive survival mode in the career sector, pressure from partners, both intimate and non, are a huge bother. Some of what you hear from others can even sound like outright sabotage. On the 8th, the lack of support elevates your stress levels as the Moon lights up the Jupiter retrograde/Uranus/Mercury soup. To make things even better for Crabs born around June 21st to the 25th, Mars moves into Aries and squares your Sun, joined by Venus a few days later. Thrilling

The Leo lunar eclipse brings a bit of solace to the situation. The Sun and Moon lend some structural support to cranky Jupiter retrograde and Uranus, enabling you to start figuring out some long-term financial strategies. Rome wasn’t built in a day. Save as little as 5% of each paycheck to reward yourself, with another small percentage towards debt or tax obligations. You’ll not only establish a habit of substantively investing in your own joy and pleasure, but you’ll also start to feel free of baggage from past monetary obligations.

What will you and your love do on Valentine’s Day? While you might want to go out and brave the crowds, just make sure that all the chores and day-to-day tasks are squared away. Of course, this is also a day when your look won’t come together as tightly as you’d like. Get your haircut the day before, and use setting spray to lock in that makeup look! At the very least, your sex life should be lit, so hit the sack with your S.O. and get yours.

Approaching mid-month, the Moon clashes with the Nodes and the Sun. Yes, you’re working on those finances and that self-worth, but do you wish to better your life to keep up with the Joneses, or in service to a better daily standard of living? This configuration asks Cancers to dig deeper into why they wish to make gains. Shallow, materialistic change is fleeting. Sacrifice that desire and expect better of yourself.

Another heads up: Mars in Aries will confront a terse Pluto in Capricorn from Feb 21 to the 24th. Cancers with a birthday from July 7th to around the 12th need to watch out for anger, accidents, aggression, bullies, and edgy feelings. Err on the side of caution, because you may butt heads against someone who’s got a better foundation to fight from than you.

The Pisces solar eclipse on the 26th sees your mother planet making nice with Neptune, with a passing wave to Mercury. When’s the last time you took a class, Cancer, or took in a lecture at a museum? Have you thought of checking out some free language classes at the community center? How about learning how to sing in a foreign language? This solar eclipse is positioned beautifully to benefit Crabs! I do have to warn you, though, that there are more shenanigans afoot from Mars, Uranus, and Jupiter, so don’t make promises that you can’t keep, drive carefully, and don’t piss off the boss.

Leo: The A-Lister and the All-Star

This month, Leo plays host to some interesting, transformational astrology. Let’s start off with a crunchy configuration featuring Jupiter, Uranus, Mercury, and a smattering of Pluto. There’s a LOT going on in the world right now, but it’s the little things could end up biting Leo in the behind. Have you renewed your registration, or winterized the car? When’s the last time you updated your driver’s license, passport, etc? The last thing you need is to have to go do something important, and OOPS! Your birth certificate got eaten by the dog. Maybe class and work schedules clash. Health problems could pop up, and insurance issues complicate matters (in other words, certain recent events might be hitting Leos more immediately than others). The 8th brings possible added stress when the Moon visits Cancer and causes all of these nagging things to possibly erupt into a teapot-sized tempest. Be happy, though! Venus is moving into Aries to join Mars, which shines lovely rays of light onto Leo’s piece of the zodiac pie.

On the 10th, Leo hosts a lunar eclipse that serves to stabilize recent nagging issues. This Moon connects sweetly to restive Uranus, and also plays well with Jupiter. For the next few weeks, you’ll feel comfort and acceptance with new ideas from close and far-reaching sources, as well as enlightenment from your most committed relationships. Need a mentor? Start thinking about who fits the bill, and how to pitch yourself to them. Utilize the library, or enroll in a class. Challenge beliefs about you as a person, and what you offer. What do you really think about the nature of relating?

Valentine’s Day is all about enjoying the exotic. Once again, it’s fun to look at foreign-born pleasures and concepts, rather than just staying in the neighborhood and eating pizza. Leo is facing off Mercury in Aquarius at this time, which could cause some misunderstandings with higher-ups and siblings. Single Valentines may have some trouble getting arrangements off the ground, or may experience a sudden change in plans, while committed Leos might find enjoyment on a group date.

From the 21st to the 24th, Mars in Aries and Pluto in Capricorn quarrel in a touchy, angry battle of wits. Leos miss the brunt of this highly unhappy meeting because of Mars’ positive placement relative to your sign, but that doesn’t mean others are so lucky. During this time, avoid arguing, picking fights, and general tough-guy posturing. The astrological environment is ripe for bad attitudes and unhappiness, so be on your best behavior.

Finally, we reach the Pisces solar eclipse on the 26th. Occurring in your solar seventh house, this eclipse asks Leos to make room for new, spiritually-inspired opportunities in relationships. Remember that lunar eclipse? Well, now it’s time to bring thoughts and emotional growth into reality. Notice that the main themes this month are relationships, far-flung places, higher education, and beliefs. Move forward into the world, because your growth will come from meaningful contacts with others that challenge your Leonine kingdom. The Sun and Moon are joined by Mercury as well, so expect an affinity for social meetups and larger causes in the months ahead. There is great change afoot, and taking a step into someone else’s theoretical shoes may be just the thing that Leo needs in order to thrive.

Virgo: The Top Shelf Technician and Tactical Office Support Specialist

Virgo, February starts off with an interesting conundrum between finance, the daily grind, and fun. As much of a smart cookie as Virgo is, you’re also human, and everyone gets overwhelmed. Maybe home expenses have driven costs up, which strains your bank account, which leads to stress, which leads to irritability, which leads to a distinct lack of exploration and romance. It’s great that some lurking resentments about the balance of labor in the home have started to resolve themselves, but there’s still a lot going on, and relaxation feels like an impossibility. When friends or (supposed) support groups potentially fail you around the 8th, don’t give up! There’s some help coming down the pike in the form of the lunar eclipse.

The Leo lunar eclipse on the 10th takes some of this unsettled energy and weaves it into something useful. This eclipse highlights hidden healing resources at your disposal. Maybe a father figure gives you advice, or a trusted financial adviser has some words of wisdom. I also really want you to look at sex, or other shared treasures, during this time. How do these cooperative things reward you? How do you grow from the energy that others pour into you, whether it be from orgasm or payment for a days work? Lunar eclipses usually ask us to let go of old emotional states in order to make room for new, tangible growth, and this one is no exception. There’s also a sweet linkage between your ruler, Mercury, and both Venus and Mars at this time to help you along.

Are you ready for Valentine’s Day? With both the Moon and Jupiter, now retrograde, in your solar first house, you’re ready to slay and be relationship minded. Once again, your ruler Mercury is showing you a good time, especially if you’re single and ready to mingle. Mars and Venus in Aries are clashing with your vibe a bit, and could potentially create a sexually combustive night. It’s not the smoothest Valentine’s Day, but it could be a pretty damn sexy one.

Virgo, let me touch on one conflict in your sign this month: a harsh meeting of the Nodes and the Moon in Sagittarius on the 18th. The Sun, freshly moved into your opposite sign Pisces, adds a watery, cloudy influence to the past. So does the Moon. Are you seeing former events in a more rosy light than they deserve? Having some unhelpful nostalgia about the old ways, or agreements where you felt victimized? If even washing the dishes makes you nostalgic for previous situations, it may be old pain that’s been triggered. Do some cleansing and meditation to get on a healthier path.

This won’t be the only time that you’ll have to deal with Piscean energy. The solar eclipse on the 26th is brimming with Neptunian charm, especially since it lies in close proximity to the Sun and Moon also in Pisces. Past health problems may come up for some help, as well as situations that involve taxes, inheritance, deep intimacy, or shared resources. These may spring up at a moment’s notice, and could require some new agreements or talks in order to come to resolution. Draw up those contracts if you want, but just know that they’ll have more import than usual, and that volatility may lie between the lines.

Libra: The Silk-Satin Attorney and the Smooth Talking Attache’

Libra starts this chock-full month with its tenant, Jupiter, going into retrograde motion on the 6th. That sense of abundance and expansion that you’ve been enjoying for a while is going to dull down n favor of a bit of backwards examination. Since Jupiter rules your solar third house of transportation, communication, siblings, and the ‘hood, maybe it’s time you stopped and reviewed the joys of the getting around, short vacations, and goofy sisters. Jupiter gets crabby with Mercury in Capricorn, as well as Uranus directly across the way in Aries. If you have dreams of perhaps moving cross-country or off making huge social waves, this really isn’t the time to do it. The 8th can really exacerbate this, with the Moon dropping into an inopportune spot. A boss or authority figure may poo-poo your plans, or your career may suddenly put the kibosh on those large-and-in-charge fantasies.

The Leo lunar eclipse serves to stabilize this frustrating energy. If you feel like you’ve hit a wall as far as progress is concerned (especially with a freshly retrograde planet in your sign!), look to both solar and lunar energy to take some of the sting away. Are there ways to network through your job, like happy hour drinks? You need to focus on making friends and having some fun. Yes, Libra thrives on having big dreams, but you’ll go nowhere if you’re burned out. As you assimilate energies from constant relational changes with a now more internalized, personal evolution, fun is going to be the only way that you don’t navel gaze yourself into oblivion.

On Valentine’s Day, Mars and Venus both meet up in Aries to give you a time to remember. The Moon visits your sign for the day, and its brief meeting with the aforementioned pair may cause sparks to fly. Your stars point to a pretty good time, but just watch out for smart-mouthed people who might say something snide. I wouldn’t want your evening to get ruined by some passive-aggressive foolishness.

A little further in the calendar finds Libra facing the nasty square between Mars in Aries and Pluto in Capricorn from the 21st to the 24th. What stinks about this is that Libra children lie smack-dab in a spot that acts like a hub for this stressful, angry, touchy combo. Furthermore, Jupiter is there, bloating things up. Look: if you see that there’s angry stuff brewing (especially in home, partnership, relationship, or legal areas), don’t charge in there! The only thing that will do is confuse the situation and turn the heat on you. This is especially true in you’re born from October 1st to 8th, give or take a day. About the only help you might get is from Mercury, and I wouldn’t bet the house on that.

We finally wrap up the month with a solar eclipse in Pisces. While this eclipse doesn’t directly hit your Sun, it does light up your solar sixth house of service, day-to-day work, volunteering, and health. This would be a great time to put together a fitness regimen and find a workout partner. While it’s moved to the edges of friendly Sagittarius, Saturn is still in a position to help out Libras, so take advantage and dust off that gym membership. Since Mars square Pluto wasn’t enough, I’ll also give some forewarning that your ruler, Venus, will take her turn squaring Pluto next month. I know you’re excited!

Scorpio: The Sorceress Emeritus and the Spell-Castrix Semper-Paratus

Scorpio starts off February facing a dilemma that I’ll call “the small ways of fitting in.” You’re so ready to leap forward, and yet, there are still residual doubts and inner arguments about how to move to the next stage. Your deepest demons have to be at peace before moving into your best self. Your local surroundings, transport, and familial peers – siblings – need to be secure before you can truly be at home, on a trusty foundation. Bodies and routines must be solid before building with another, and that may include some sacrifice. See how all of those parts need attention before growth happens? On the 8th, another part of the puzzle may come up for review: how the need to examine beliefs and obtain guidance will bring you up the next professional, or worldly, rung of the ladder. It’s all about closure and transition for you, Scorpio. Plus, your classical ruler, Mars, moves into its Aries stronghold at the beginning of the month, giving you a signal boost that lasts for several weeks ahead.

The Leo lunar eclipse on the 10th is a chance to move forward, Scorpio. The Moon in Leo, coupled with the Sun in Aquarius, sheds some much-needed light into the future. While career paths and managerial connections have seemed a touch inscrutable, there should now be a little more comfort as far as how you can most effectively be of service to your professional goals. Jupiter retrograding in your solar twelfth house could bring out old enemies or fears, but this is your chance to cleanse out the dust.

Can I ask you a favor for Valentine’s Day? Watch that you’re not indulging someone by performing unnecessary, or even careless, emotional labor. Venus and Mars in Aries both face off against the Moon and Jupiter retrograde, and I think you might be game to try anything if it gets you closer to your object of desire. The thing is, Scorpio, that you know what to say in order to make someone not only want to give up the cookies, but also want to build something long term. Words matter. It could be that you’re saying things that you think the other person wants to hear, thinking that it’s kindness since it gets you both want you want. That’s not exactly true. With these stars, I favor honesty and fairness.

I’m going to now bring up the Mars-Pluto square, since this really has an effect on Scorpio. These two planets have jurisdiction over your Sun, they’re clashing from the 21st to the 24th, and it has the potential to be ugly. Things to watch for: car accidents, mishaps during routine tasks, angry locals. Pluto loves a good power play, but Mars will fight back. Things may get even more erratic around the 26th, when Mars tag-teams Aries into this already volatile mix. If you feel impatient or unreasonable during this period, take a step back. Tomorrow is another day. Don’t fight now.

We end the month with a pleasing, beautifully placed Pisces solar eclipse. Nestled in your fifth house of fun, pleasure, and children, this eclipse brings a chance for an increase not only in good times, but in spiritual connection to the fun you’re having. Neptune lends his dreamy, impractical touch to your shenanigans, which means that you could have some experiences that seem straight out of a movie. This is a great time to play dress up with the kids, or to get them involved with a Neptunian hobby, like painting, instruments, or swimming. While the astrological environment isn’t completely easy for you, Scorpio, know that better times are coming down the pike. Just calm down!

Sagittarius: The Intellectual Bounty Huntress and the Professor de Internationale’

For the fiery archer, the month starts with tension between your social sphere and/or accomplishments versus more personal pleasures, children, and romantic love. In between lies your cash and personal, earned resources, both material and more esoteric. While you may want to throw money or launch a charm offensive at a particular problem, it probably won’t work. In fact, it may backfire, because there’s a call here for authenticity and thoughtful, upbeat conversation,. This is especially true with Saturn in your sign right now. Believe it or not, Saturn wants you to talk and share your beliefs with others, not stifle them. While you may get blowback or strife from sharing those viewpoints around the 8th, it’s way better to aim for the truest representation of self that you can muster.

Let’s take a minute to talk about Jupiter retrograde, since this is your ruling planet. The planet of expansion, beliefs, international concerns, and education will be walking backwards until the beginning of June. What does this mean for Sagittarius? It means that your usual open nature may become a little more introverted as Jupiter turns more ponderous and studious. You may find that life meanders past some old incidents that need resolution; these will most likely pop up from your solar zone of friends, social causes, groups, and accomplishments. This is a great time to clean house and fix associations that don’t align with your core ideals. You haven’t dulled your shine, Sagittarius. You’re just using a different type of bulb than normal.

Mars cruises into Aries at the beginning of the month, closely followed by Venus. Since Aries is a friendly cohort for Sagittarius, look for a boost in your solar fourth house of home and foundations. This could be a lovely time to do active things in the house (time for a foosbal table?), but not the best time to redecorate (Venus isn’t at her best in Aries).

The Leo lunar eclipse on the 10th helps the planets form a stable platform to work out some of the above difficulties. Yes, the socializing struggle may be real, but look at the fun things you can do in your neighborhood! Trivia night, anyone? Better yet, how about a vacation? If you can’t afford on, how about organizing a documentary viewing party featuring exotic locales? Enjoyment is simple, if you stop over-complicating things. You’ve got lovely help from Mars and Venus, who work well with Mercury in Aquarius at this time. Open up to the possibilities…you might even find love while you’re at it.

For Valentine’s Day, there’s more of the same shenanigans between your creative, romantic side and social side. Fun can happen at the most random locations and in the most unexpected ways, but your spontaneity may be hobbled a bit by your recently retrograde ruler, Jupiter. While Sagittarius’ ruling planet takes a wander backward, it’s possible that you find more questions than answer popping up about life in general, as well as your place in it. However, Valentine’s Day isn’t the night for having an existential crisis. Instead, use the potentially flirty and edgy energy of the evening to flirt, have fun, and tease.

In more love life/creative/kid news, Mars in Aries starts to edge closer to Uranus around the 19th. First, however, it moves through a volatile square with Pluto in Capricorn from the 21st to the 24th. While the Pluto fracas won’t have too much direct affect on Sagittarius, Mars joining Uranus will. There’s potential benefit to this pairing, because it can cause some very passionate outbursts, changes, and revelations. What’s not so great is the tinge of dark, murky Pluto that may color these wonderful breakthroughs. Sometimes, creativity or love can hurt so good, but it’s always in your best interest to control the pain.

The Pisces solar eclipse rounds out the month, landing in your solar fourth house of home and family. Handling dreamy, foggy Piscean energy isn’t your strong suit, but that energy is going to enter your castle nonetheless. Funny enough, that Pisces vibe simply calls you back to the main theme of the month: create, love, and have fun! The aforementioned Mars and Uranus meetup will be in full force by this time, as well, so Sagittarius’ plate will be full managing all of this change and inspiration. If all else fails, get some good wine and have a date night. Neptune’s watery touch on this eclipse demands it.

Capricorn: The Strategist and the CEO, the Boss Woman and the Business Person

Due to Pluto’s slow drag through your sign, Capricorn has had a merry time of it for a while. This month, Goats start off with your ruler, Saturn, getting out of a tight situation with Venus in Pisces. Within the first week of the month, however, Venus moves away from the square aspect, which should allow you a little more breathing room. However, one situation gives way to another: Mercury, also in Capricorn, clashing with Uranus and Jupiter (newly in retrograde). It’s action time, and all bases are fired up and popping. Home and family needs clash with career, politics, and the public at large, while you and your choices seem to get caught in the middle. At times like these, it’s easy to imagine that Capricorns feel like no one is listening, and everyone wants what they want NOW, thankyouverymuch. Around the 8th, additional pressures fire up when the Moon stops in Cancer, giving air to some small tensions in your partnership, committed romance, and legal sector.

When the Leo lunar eclipse happens on the 10th, it brings some relief. That pesky Mercury moves into sweeter contact with Venus, and the Full Moon helps balance out the home and career drama quite a bit. Earnings stabilize, partnerships get more supportive, and small, nagging mental voices go a little more quiet for a couple of weeks. The lunar eclipse is a good time to mentally prepare for the forward motion of the solar eclipse, which is placed in a friendlier position for the Goat. Mercury also moves into Aquarius on the 7th.

Valentine’s Day approaches with continued activity around work and home. I know, I know…you’d like to get away from these sectors, but change is afoot. Do something fun and active for Valentine’s Day (maybe bowling, or a nice hike?), since Venus is in Aries. Or, if you want to get naughty, stay at home. It’s a pretty assertive day all around, and your fifth house of fun, children, and romance is full of passion. Have you thought of roleplaying?

Let’s take a moment to discuss Saturn in Sagittarius, because Saturn rules the sign of Capricorn. Jupiter goes retrograde this month, and treks this backward path until the beginning of June. Saturn energy is what makes you guys so hard-working and solid, and Jupiter energy is highly expansive (the word ‘jovial’ refers to Jupiter), which seems like an oxymoron. Retrograde motion happens in so that people internalize and process the planet’s lessons. In this case, a lot of your inner growth focuses on those little, nagging voices you have in your head. You micromanage yourself, Capricorn, and it’s not the most efficient use of your energy. This period, attempt to expand your possibilities for yourself past fears of not being enough. You ARE enough, so stop picking your inner scabs.

As if Capricorn isn’t juggling enough, Mars in Aries faces off with your close, personal friend Pluto from Feb 21 to the 24th. Capricorns born from January 3rd to around the 10th need to watch out for anger, accidents, aggression, bullies, and edgy feelings. Pluto in your sign gives you the upper hand in any tussles, but why invite drama? Even if you feel like there’s a chance you can manipulate or power play your way to the top, refrain from doing so. Mars won’t make your victory easy, by any means.

The Pisces solar eclipse on the 26th finally brings some levity to your home zone in the form of Neptune, most happily placed in Pisces, joining with the New Moon. Piscean, watery energy is pleasurable to Capricorn, and brings a feeling of creativity, peace, and leniency to an area that’s been under constant strife the whole month. At the solar eclipse, think of how you can actively enrich your bonds with intimates in romantic, sweet, and spiritual ways. Set goals for the months ahead, and use this time to bring Neptune into the home. Adding a small fountain or starting a wine collection are only two of the many ways Capricorn can bring that dreamy, wispy touch to life.

Aquarius: The X-Woman

As we start the month with the Sun in Aquarius, the Water-Bearer’s modern ruler, Uranus, is wreaking havoc on just about everybody. You’re no different. Caught on a transformative precipice, Aquarians are trying to balance far-reaching concerns with changeable, unstable local ones. Education, beliefs, and international matters now seem hard to resolve against worries closer to home. The ‘hood may not appear so interesting when travel calls, right? There’s a feeling of constantly unfulfilled hopes and dreams that squash your optimism. To top it off, duty seems to call hard core around the 8th, which really adds to those feelings of jadedness. Life isn’t at its most inspiring at the moment.

The Leo lunar eclipse seeks to change that. A breath of fresh air sweeps in, allowing you to look at the everyday and mundane in a new light. Here’s the thing: you need to do the dull work in order to move onto the more fun stuff. As far as Aquarius is concerned, the Full Moon makes me think of your other ruler, Saturn, who always demands hard work and solid behavior in order to get anywhere. Saturn is presently in Sagittarius, which is ruled by Jupiter (newly in retrograde). This is a great time to recall how you’ve pushed through other blocks on the way to your dreams. Did you make a plan? Did you look into every possible transportation method? How about networking – who around you has some advice for getting ahead through a blockage?

Speaking of blockages, let’s talk about Valentine’s Day. I’m exaggerating a bit, but there could be a tendency to overspend, due to unforeseen circumstances. Mars and Venus in Aries add some sass and brass to the day, but an inconveniently placed Moon and finicky Jupiter cause some mixed signals. Mercury in your sign mixes happily with the Moon, and highlights an opportunity to be of sweet service to your honey.

Mars in Aries and Pluto in Capricorn feud between the 21st and the 24th, so be on your guard.. Aquarians miss the brunt of this highly unhappy meeting because they’re a safe distance away from the shenanigans, but avoid arguments, picking fights, and general tough-guy behavior. The astrological environment is ripe for bad attitudes and unhappiness, so steer clear and be diplomatic.

The Pisces solar eclipse on the 26th happens in your solar first house of self, looks, and life path. The lunar eclipse was all about getting organized and finding the middle ground between the micro and macro environments. Now, it’s all about you – how does Aquarius fit into the big picture? Do you look like you fit in wherever you go, according to custom? Another big question: is your money in order? The solar eclipse asks you to examine not only your physical representation of self, but also your material place in the world. Not home, mind you…assets and earned money. Neptune’s influence on this eclipse calls for some imagination and emotional connection here. In other words, can you make your dream self happen? What do you look like in your deepest imagination? The key to happiness is to match the outside with the sheer bliss of the inside.

Pisces: The Mystic and the Musician

Pisces, you and your ruler Neptune are two of the stars of this month’s intense and busy astrology. Let’s address the financial chaos you’re going through at the beginning of the month. Ever since Uranus in Aries entered your second house (Mars just arrived in Aries, too), it’s been nothing but financial change after financial change. Of course, these swings in fortune also affect things like loans, debt, and taxes. Oh, let’s not also leave out the fact that financial stress kills the libido. Your friends and social circle may try to help alleviate the pain, but they have demands of their own. Mercury in your solar eleventh house asks, “Why haven’t you hosted a house party lately? It’s money well spent!” Not what you want to hear right about now. Around the 8th, the pull of socialization, creativity, or kids could be too great and land you in some monetary hot water, too.

We move onto the lunar eclipse in Leo, which lights up your service, workaday, and health zones. Pisces knows sacrifice better than anyone else in the zodiac (save for Virgo), and this eclipse demands some smart exchanges in order to get ahead. How can you leverage your career and the public to make ends meet, while still staying service minded? With Mercury in Aquarius right now, this could be an excellent time to start up a crowdfunding campaign. Or, utilize the internet to find a second job. Better yet, does your boss need some extra help? That’s a way to not only get extra cash, but to look better to higher-ups, as well.

Pisces loves a good Valentine’s Day. One of the sign’s ruler is Venus, after all, so you’re all mushes on the inside. This Valentine’s Day, you might feel like getting a new haircut or beauty treatment, but be careful: with Uranus and Mars in your first house of appearance tussling with the Moon and Jupiter in Libra, it may not be the best time to make drastic changes. Instead, have some fun times with friends, or maybe have a group date with your siblings and their spouses. I’m recommending to everyone to keep Valentine’s Day toned down this year. There’s a lot going on…save your energy!

On the 18th, the Pisces Sun meets the Nodes, while at the same time exchanging cross words with the Moon in Sagittarius. As the Sun sits on the South Node, old feelings may come up for resolution at the most inopportune times. While the Sagittarius Moon calls for fair-minded, philosophical emotions with a bit of an impersonal touch, the North Node demands a service-minded spin. Meanwhile, here’s the Sun, highlighting your Piscean tendency to always go full throttle with the gooey feelings. The Moon’s demanding rays will only affect you for about a day, but think: who, exactly, are you serving in those drama queen moments?

Pisceans are our solar eclipse babies this month. Your ruler, Neptune, joins the New Moon this month, promising you the most powerful experience out of anyone in the zodiac. This power is concentrated in your twelfth house of hidden fears, outer healing and rehabilitation, unrequited love, and all sorts of torrid, potentially hurtful things. Time to take out the trash, Pisces. In addition, Mars and Uranus combine in your first house to lend an added boost of attitude to everything you do. All of this astrological wonder sits very close to that South Node I mentioned earlier, so watch the temptation to go overboard with the catharsis. That’s not to say you can’t wail, cry, and write bad poetry to your heart’s content. Just remember that you need to work, shower, and kiss your hubby good night in the process.

About the Author: Jeanette Ponder is an interdisciplinary astrologer based in Chicago. A New Jersey native, she is also a published erotic romance author and fashion industry professional. She’s a stylish Taurus with an eye towards being the well dressed front woman for a global evil empire. She can be reached for questions, comments, or astrology consults via email: Redcherrycheesecake@gmail.com

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Gemini Sun, Leo Moon: The Spin Doctas’ and the Public Relations Experts, the Talk Show Hosts and the Tag Team Specialists (“Rockin’ and rollin’, struttin’ and strollin’, slammin’ and jammin’)

Symbolized as a pair of twins who look the same but are actually quite different, Gemini is the sign most likely to find its way into telecommunications, sales, or the media. This is the sign of improvisation and insubordination, manic subversion and mercurial mad hat tactics, fast moving fiber optics and high flying manichaeans. Sitting 60 degrees from Gemini is Leo. Symbolized as a regal Lion with a mane to die for, Leo is always on the A-List whether lounging around on the sun drenched savannas of Africa or strutting down the brightly lit red carpets of Hollywood. So what happens when you pair the physical and mental agility of a Gemini Sun with the instinctual stage presence of a Leo Moon you ask? You get a Sun/Moon pairing that is eternally youthful and always colorful, a creative thinker and a confident performer, a natural salesperson and a first-rate storyteller. Astrologer Jefferson Anderson calls Gemini/Leo “the Ham” whose life is “a nonstop soap opera with few station breaks . . . people can’t wait for the next episode.” (Source) Linda Goodman says this pairing will stay busy changing the scenery (Gemini) and hogging the encores (Leo Moon) while describing both signs in distinctly theatrical terms:

From childhood, Geminis have been acutely aware that illusion is the most dependable of all riches. No Broadway stage is as packed with drama and color as the “theater of the mind.” And so, the Twins cast themselves in all roles, from character actors to the ingenues, from the stars to the lowliest bit players, sometimes slipping into the part of the stagehands or musicians. Why not? They’ve also decided they’re the producers and directors, so they can be whatever they choose to be.

. . . when playing the boards with the Big Cats, the Twins best be cautious about grabbing off the plum titles of Star, Director, or Producer. If there’s any kind of show going on, anywhere, at any time, actual or make-believe, you can be your greasainte and footlights are going to insist on directing it and producing it — and most definitely will star in it. No one successfully outshines a Lion or a Lioness for very long, let alone upstages a King or Queen. (Source)

To illustrate: using their debut date as the team’s date of birth, the 1980s professional wrestling tag team “The Rockers” are a Gemini with their Moon in Leo. (Chart) Comprised of Cancerian Shawn Michaels and Aquarian Marty Jannetty, the Rockers were a pair of acrobatic (Gemini) all-stars (Leo Moon), a high flying duo (Gemini) with highly teased hair (Leo Moon) whose live wire (Gemini) dramatizations (Leo Moon), hit-and-run style (Gemini) theatrics (Leo Moon), and up-tempo (Gemini) opening acts (Leo Moon) took the World Wrestling Federation (WWF) by absolute storm in the late 1980s. Their matches were nonstop action with no station breaks while many people who were kids at the time will remember barely being able to wait for the next episode of Saturday morning wrestling to see if they’d be on. Once their distinctive rock music blasted across the arena loudspeakers, audiences knew they were in for a Broadway style show packed with drama and color, one that that would not be out-shined or upstaged. It’s been almost thirty years since the team originally debuted but their combination of highly original in-ring maneuvers (Gemini) and bold, scene stealing moves (Leo Moon) seems as entertaining as ever:

True to the team’s Gemini/Leo pedigree, the Rockers were more colorful then most of their WWF contemporaries of that era while their well-choreographed arsenal of high flying (Gemini), crowd-pleasing (Leo Moon) moves enabled them to tell first rate stories via their matches in the ring. Most often they were cast as the young upstarts facing members of the old guard or as agile Davids taking on brutal Goliaths, fitting roles for a Sun/Moon pairing as lively and youthful as Gemini/Leo.

Photo Source: WWF Magazine

Gemini/Leo is not a natural revolutionary per-se but it does like to keep things fresh. According to the The Secret Language of Relationships this pairing is inclined to suspect “established conventions may simply be excuses for bad habits” and is capable of making “a good joke at the expense of more traditional associates.” (Source) Suzi and Charles Harvey observe that it is often “a talented weaver of magical images” with a God-given gift for “timing and exaggeration.” (Source) When the Rockers entered the WWF in 1987 the company was dominated by big name performers such as Hulk Hogan and Andre the Giant, mammoth sized wrestlers who were charismatic and able to connect with crowds but who sported all the athleticism and mobility of school buses. Popular tag teams of the day like the Powers of Pain and the Colossal Connection moved with the brute force of Soviet era tanks, the Rockers moved like a pair of high performance Tesla roadsters. Built more like modern day cross-fitters than old school carnival strongmen, the duo utilized their talent, timing, speed, and synchronization to weave sequences of moves that seemed darn near magical compared to the more pedestrian fare offered by their contemporaries. A few samples:

The Rockers certainly weren’t trying to intentionally upstage the rest of the WWF roster at the time with their dexterous (Gemini) theatrics (Leo Moon). However, in defying the established conventions of that era the Rockers did end up making their more traditional associates look a bit like slow moving jokes.

Pairing Gemini’s mercurial aptitudes with a Leo Moon’s instincts for entertainment means this pairing is often great at recruiting campaigns. According to astrologer Jason Fleming, this pairing “. . . can have far-reaching implications for playing in the big leagues when it comes to putting passion and promotion behind ideas and concepts designed to further the growth of humanity at large.” (Source) The WWF is considered the “big leagues” of the sports entertainment world and the success of the Rockers, with their attainable physiques and revolutionary style, had far-reaching implications for the profession. It was their popularity with fans that helped usher in an era where normal sized performers would have a chance at the big time. They weren’t a literal outreach team for the WWF but their matches did serve as de-facto recruitment campaigns for the next generation of wrestlers. A documentary about the team was produced a few years ago and, not coincidentally, a number of current superstars such as Chris Jericho cited the Rockers as their favorite team growing up:

This is probably one of the top Sun/Moon pairings for loving to have fun. The Rockers’ original run in the WWF lasted less than two weeks as they were fired for “partying too much.” By all accounts the culture of the WWF during the 1980s was such a Dionysian free-for-all that it would have given the likes of Rick James or Charlie Sheen a run for their money. So for a pair of performers to get fired for “partying too much” under those circumstances is really quite an accomplishment — one that as a fun-loving Gemini/Leo team the Rockers were likely quite proud of.

Gemini/Leos are often a natural at sales, marketing, or merchandising. The Rockers were so popular with young fans that their merchandise flew off the shelves — in no small part due to their highly animated promo interviews (Gemini) and fabulously cultivated mullets that only a Leo Moon could love:

As with all Gemini pairings, this one is subject to Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde style splits between the good twin and the evil twin. For the Rockers, splitsville came in January 1992 with Shawn Michaels assuming the role of the evil twin (Mr. Hyde) and Marty Jannetty that of the the good twin (Dr. Jekyll). The split took place on a talk show (Gemini) that doubled as a hair salon (Leo Moon), hosted by Brutus “The Barber” Beefcake, a performer known for his hair cutting shears and shear fitting tights. Tag teams routinely broke up at that time but the Rockers’ split was staged to be a shockingly violent one, something that really stood out at a time when the WWF’s plot lines were more sugary bubble gum than iron-shoe coffee in their disposition. Most fans had assumed our favorite tag team specialists would patch up their differences and, in true Gemini/Leo fashion, keep on “rockin’ and rollin’, struttin and strollin’, slammin’ and jammin'” but that was not to be the case. The action is staged but the sense of shock among the fans was real:

Gemini/Leos are naturals at anything involving mass media and the Rocker v. Rocker feud promised to be absolutely epic in terms of TV ratings and pay per view buys. It even tapped into archetypal myths, a pair of Davids who had taken on Goliaths now caught in a blood feud along the lines of Cain vs. Abel or Olivia de Havilland vs. Joan Fontaine — one that would be resolved in the ring at Wrestlemania. Unfortunately, legal issues and drug problems sidelined Marty Jannetty shortly after the team’s split and the feud never really had a chance to live up to its full potential. However, the pair did manage to have a few sporadic but spectacularly well choreographed Rocker v. Rocker confrontations.

After their split, Michaels and Jannetty went their separate ways with Michaels going to be a headliner for the WWF and Jannety a mid-card performer for a variety of promotions. The team did enjoy a brief “Rockers Reunion” tour almost 20 years later. (The tour got off to a rollickingly mercurial start, with Jannetty saving Michaels from a 5-on-1 attack by the “Spirit Squad”, a team of evil male cheerleaders.) Both men, now well into middle age, might have lost a step or two courtesy of father time and inevitable injuries but once paired together they were still able to execute their tandem (Gemini) theatrics (Leo Moon) with as much quicksilver exuberance as they had a generation earlier:

Using its incorporation date as its date of birth, the global public relations firm Ketchum Inc. is also a Gemini/Leo. (Chart) Within the big money advertising world, Ketchum is known for being mad hat (Gemini) hawt shots (Leo Moon), the Madison Avenue equivalent of multimedia (Gemini) hair stylists (Leo Moon) responsible for total corporate brand image makeovers. For instance, they recently helped Mattel transform their Barbie doll brand from that of a shallow glamour girl obsessed with fashion to a super smart “chic-geek” girl in love with science. The “computer geek Barbie” was part of a viral internet campaign designed by Ketchum that got picked up by the NY Times and others, exactly the sort of thing media savvy Gemini/Leos are naturals at.

Since this is a Gemini agency we’re talking about here there is, of course, two sides to the Barbie campaign. On the one hand putting Barbie over as a “chic-geek” computer engineer is certainly a positive thing as doing so might encourage young girls to more enthusiastically pursue their math and science studies. On the other hand, playing with Barbie dolls has been linked to eating disorders so it’s difficult to justify anything that encourages developing children to idealize her. (Source)

But Barbie dolls, be they cast as smart geek or fashion chic, are small potatoes compared to some of Ketchum’s other clients. In 2014 it came to light that they had received massive spin doctoring contracts to work on behalf of oil conglomerate Gazprom and Russian President Vladimir Putin, a former KGB agent who many now suspect of having directed Russian interference with the 2016 U.S. presidential election. (Source)

Geminis excel at using improvisation to tell stories while Leo Moons need their stories to be seen by an adoring public in order to feel emotionally nourished. The Rockers took their capacity for superbly choreographed, catch-as-catch can (Gemini) forms of street theater (Leo Moon) to the traveling media circus that is the World Wrestling Federation. Ketchum has taken a slightly different route. Whereas the Rockers plied their trade in front of millions of wrestling fans, Ketchum has gone to work for the world’s most notorious pharmaceutical and biotech companies including Monsanto, Bayer, and Dow Chemical — multi-billion dollar organizations as fueled by choreographed hallucinations as the world of professional wrestling. The Rockers got over with fans by way of Saturday morning wrestling programs and monthly pay per view sports entertainment bonanzas. Ketchum has gotten their clients over with the public by manipulating levers of the “Mighty Wurlitzer” that is the mainstream media. According to SourceWatch’s entry for Ketchum:

Ketchum is one of the largest public relations agencies employing over 1100 people across 21 offices and with 35 affiliates around the world. Like all of these large public relations firms, while servicing wealthy corporations and industries — often over a national or international territory — they often walk the borderline of illegality, and almost always overstep the boundaries of immorality. Deception is their stock-in-trade, and conspiracy is often intrinsic in client discussions. (Source)

Stella Hyde says Geminis make for great “Gawker Content Managers” and “Spies” but that they do particularly well in “Public Relations” jobs where they’ll have the opportunity to “green wash oil spills off the Venezuelan coast.” (Source) Ketchum is officially a public relations firm with a reputation for engaging in mercurial practices that seem awful similar to actual spycraft or internet gossip mongering (Gemini), all while on the payroll of corporate royalty (Leo Moon). For instance, according to Sheldon Rampton and John Stauber’s book, Toxic Sludge is Good for You: Lies, Damn Lies, and the Public Relations Industry Ketchum was responsible for mounting a campaign to disrupt author David Steinman’s tour for his book Diet for a Poisoned Planet, which documents how U.S. foods are rife with pesticides and carcinogens. Rampton and Stauber’s other book, Trust Us We’re Experts: How Industry Manipulates Science and Gambles with Your Future , documents how Ketchum had contingency psy-ops ready to go on behalf of the Clorox corporation.

Similarly, a 2010 lawsuit by GreenPeace accuses the firm of subcontracting with private investigators to spy on anti-GMO activist groups in order to further the interests of modern day biotechnology monarchists at the Monsanto corporation. (Source) In addition working with former investigators (Gemini), Ketchum is also responsible for producing pro-industry website “GMO Answers” on behalf of a group funded by BASF, Bayer, Dow, DuPont, Monsanto, and Syngenta. (Source) According to the NY Times, Ketchum spin doctors even ghostwrote pro-GMO articles on behalf of college professors masquerading as independent experts. (Source) They haven’t helped green-wash any oil spills in Venezuelan but they have counted British Petroleum as a client, the company responsible for the massive 2010 oil spill in the U.S. Gulf Coast.

Geminis are natural pranksters. When paired with a Leo Moon, their Geminian mad-hat pranks are likely to be quite colorful. For instance, in 2011 Ketchum (in)famously pranked a group of high profile food and mommy bloggers. Working on a contract for agriculture giant ConAgra, Ketchum invited the bloggers to a (fake) Italian restaurant so they could ostensibly provide reviews of high end meals cooked by celebrity chef George Duran. What they didn’t tell the bloggers was that the meals they were being served were actually frozen line of ConAgra products and that their reactions were being secretly recorded. Conagra originally planned on using the footage on YouTube and in its promotional videos but the bloggers did not respond according to the pre-planned script Ketchum had hoped they would follow. The incident was as staged as any of the Rockers’ matches but totally botched and arguably unethical. However, food and mommy bloggers do have a reputation for pretentiousness so it’s also difficult not to laugh at how well Ketchum (almost) managed to clown them. It’s not harmless catch-as-catch can (Gemini) street theatrics (Leo Moon) ala the Rockers but it certainly had the makings of a well played switcheroo. From the NY Times coverage of the incident:

“Our entire meal was a SHAM!” wrote Suzanne Chan, founder of Mom Confessionals, in a blog post after the event. “We were unwilling participants in a bait-and-switch for Marie Callender’s new frozen three cheese lasagna and there were cameras watching our reactions.” (Source)

Speaking of bait-and-switch tactics, Ketchum recently begun pitching its services to the organic food market. That’s as Geminian a swerve as they come since Ketchum’s been at the forefront of running interference on behalf of chemical based agriculture companies for years now. (Source)

Gemini Sun, Leo Moon: Telling Stories at Center Stage

The great thing about astrology is that pretty much everything has a chart, whether a bank, a tag team, a company, and even cities. For instance, the city of Geneva, Switzerland is a Gemini with a Leo Moon based on its original charter date. (Chart) The city is best known for the Geneva Conventions, a series of treaties signed following World War II that established legal protections for prisoners and civilians during times of war. It’s also home to a wide range of groups involved in peace, international affairs and sustainable development. Unlike many international cities, Geneva does not have a “sister city”. According to its Wikipedia entry, “Geneva declares itself related to the entire world” — a very Gemini/Leo thing to proclaim as Gemini loves variety in matters of the heart and Leo Moons feel in their heart of hearts that all the world is their stage.

Like all Geminis, Geneva also has a bit of a split personality. Officially, it stays neutral during times of war. Unofficially, its banks have often served as safe havens for war profiteers and arms dealers. On the one hand, the city considers itself a leader in the world of environmental sustainability. On the other hand, it’s also home to CERN’s Large Hadron Collider, a massively powerful piece of technology that some fear could rip holes in the fabric of space time. Only a Gemini town could declare itself neutral during times of war while simultaneously handling the money of weapons makers or call itself the “home of sustainable finance” while simultaneously being home to an atom smasher that might destroy the entire planet.

Gemini/Leo is fundamentally about telling stories (Gemini) at center stage (Leo Moon). This is true whether we’re talking about the World Wrestling Federation back in 1987 or Fortune 500 companies here in the year 2017. With the Age of Aquarius rapidly approaching, it could also be true should all of humanity ever find itself in the position of selecting a city to represent our stories to citizens of other worlds. In such a scenario it’s doubtful we’d want to go with imperial capitals like Moscow (home to Russian oligarchs), Washington D.C (home to American kleptocrats), or Beijing (home to Chinese despots). Geneva is far from perfect but humanity could certainly do worse than selecting as our public representative a city whose name is synonymous with respect and dignity for all persons, regardless of their origins or circumstances.

About the Author: Matthew David Savinar is a California licensed attorney (State Bar #228957), voluntarily inactive as of June 2013. He can be reached for questions, comments, or astrological consults at his contact page.

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Saturn in Leo Square Uranus In Scorpio: Astrology of the Punk Movement

Editor’s Note: this originally appeared in the Summer 2016 print edition issue of Hexagon. -Matt

The exact date of birth for the punk movement can be debated, but amongst those in the know, there is no doubt about the year punk was officially unleashed on the planet: it was 1977.

There is also no doubt about the location of punk’s birthplace: New York City.

New York City in 1977.

The collective psyche of the United States of America was in tatters at the time in the aftermath of the Vietnam War.

The United States – and much of the world – was left reeling after two decades of mass graves, napalmed children, and American flag-draped serviceman caskets floating in nightmare images across their television screens.

The war waged by the United States against the Vietnamese officially ended in 1975 after two full decades of warfare. Somewhere between 800,000 and three million Vietnamese had been slaughtered, along with hundreds of thousands of Cambodians and Laotians and more than 58,000 U.S. soldiers.

The average age of a U.S. soldier killed in Vietnam was 23 years old.

By 1977, the peace-and-love hippie movement had reached a peak and was dissipating.

The anti-war activists and counter-culturalists were exhausted, strung out.

Disco was on the airwaves, attempting to block disturbing reality with catchy beats, funky dance moves, and shiny costumes.

The time was ripe for a big social reaction.

And we got that big social reaction with the giant middle finger that was raised to the whole kit and caboodle by the burgeoning New York punk scene.

The first major punk band to hit (or create) the scene was the New York Dolls. Other early mainstays were the Velvet Underground and lead singer Lou Reed, Patti Smith, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Richard Hell, the MC5, Iggy Pop and the Stooges, the Ramones, and the Sex Pistols, among others. These bands shaped the scene, influencing later punk bands like the Dead Kennedys, Black Flag, Bad Religion, Green Day, and the Offspring.

In 1977, transiting Saturn (establishment, structure, rules) was in Leo (art, music, celebrity), rubbing up against a square to Uranus (radical, rebellious, revolutionary) in Scorpio (death, destruction, power).

Saturn square Uranus is a frictional aspect indicating clashes between the establishment (Saturn) and the change agents (Uranus). Under a square of this sort, the way things are being done (Saturn) is coming into contact with the overwhelming need to make a break from the standard ways (Uranus).

With the punk movement, we saw a group of people that held no respect or reverence for the establishment whatsoever. In fact, it wanted to tear the establishment apart at the seams. It wanted to scream in the face of the state, which justified mass murder, torture, injury, poisonings, and any number of deadly and inhumane acts against the people, animals, and plants of this planet.

The punks knew that the mainstream way of doing things and the placid acceptance by the general public were very, very messed up. They just couldn’t hide that fact, the way most did.

Punk music was certainly not your father’s (Saturn) music (Leo). It was Uranian, unlike anything that had come before. It was a Scorpionic catharsis, bringing forth a sound, an ethic, and a style that expressed the suppressed emotion and rage of the lied to, manipulated, and traumatized collective.

The punk scene began with a group of about 100 people playing and seeing shows in New York City in the late 1970s. Punk showed us that the counter-culture does not need to be big in numbers in order to be blazingly powerful and influential for decades to come.

One of the primary characteristics of the punk movement, born under the Saturn in Leo-Uranus in Scorpio square, was the radical break it took from establishment ways, including the music establishment.

Punk channeled the radical independence and self-sovereignty associated with Uranus, and, in Scorpio, it took those things to extremes.

Punk made up its own rules after coming into contact with the failings and creatively-stultifying nature of the rules as they were.

Do-it-yourself (DIY) is a foundation stone of the punk ethic. You didn’t need years of expensive music lessons or university training to play punk music. You didn’t need the most expensive instruments or equipment.

You just needed the rage. You needed the “eff you” attitude. You needed to see beneath the glossy portrayed images of mainstream life, choosing to express suppressed emotion, rage, and disgust as a reaction to the whole thing.

To be a punk rocker, you just needed the drive to get up there and do it, to get up there and say it, to get up there and snarl it into a microphone.

True punk ethic broke down the elitism of the music industry (Saturn in Leo square Uranus in Scorpio). It hit the fast-forward button, propelling singers and musicians onto the stage often before they even really knew how to play their instruments.

Punk music was raw. It was fast. It was socio-political, angry, rough around the edges. It was aggressive and in-your-face, spitting in the face of a hypocritical establishment.

Punk was a Uranus in Scorpio “fuck you” to a music establishment (Saturn in Leo) that churned out socially-acceptable hits and industry-molded artists, never getting too close to reality for the music-consuming public that just wanted things to be happy and “back to normal.”

The punks knew there was no “back to normal.” There was never a normal to begin with. Normal was a government that napalmed babies and sacrificed its own teenage boys, calling its actions righteous and for the greater good.

In 1977, as the punk movement was firing on all cylinders, the North Node of the Moon was in justice-seeking Libra. As the North Node formed a conjunction to Pluto in Libra (October 31, 1977), the limitations and failings of the 1960s peace movement became evident.

Peace and love were not all that were necessary to battle the establishment’s deadly and violent stranglehold on power.

Righteous rage and hate – toward the state’s actions, deceit, and hypocrisy – were also needed in that mix.

And punk was a vehicle for those balancing, battling elements to come more fully into play.

As stated, transformational Pluto was in style and beauty-related Libra at the time that punk was born.

Pluto transited Libra, in part, to transform beauty standards and standards of style.

The punks did that by completely annihilating (Pluto) the usual standards for style and beauty (Libra).

Punk wasn’t about being pretty or cute or freshly scrubbed.

It was about expressing the rebellion on one’s body and face. It was about declaring one’s disgust for hypocritical social mores and standards with a socially-shocking appearance, going very obviously against the grain. It was about declaring the radical break from the socially acceptable in a very visual way, in an immediate way, in a way that startled the senses.

The punk movement channeled the transiting Aries South Node, producing a very recognizable and immediately identifiable look.

The most visible element of the punk scene is the style. Almost anyone, whether able to name a punk band or not, can pick out punk style: the heavy black eyeliner (on males and females), the all-black clothing (often ripped), the colorful mohawk hairdos, the chains, the boots, the safety pin earrings, the piercings.

Just as punk rejected establishment values, rules, and social standards that it saw as dishonest, hypocritical, and stultifying, it rejected social mores around style and physical appearance, too.

The punk identity was aggressive and in-your-face (Aries), channeled through the artistic avenues of the Libra North Node, which softened everything a little by turning it into art.

The early New York City punk music scene was truly Uranian – it was quick and dirty, erratic, a blazing flash of brilliance that lit up the collective scene for a short time only. Its powerful and visceral reaction to a hypocritical establishment set the stage for a punk and anarchist movement that is sustained to this day. Its do-it-yourself, take-matters-into-your-own-hands ethic has inspired many to get out there and just do it, whether it’s making music, making waves with socio-political activism, or making a better world in whatever simple ways we can.

Reference material: Please Kill Me: The Uncensored Oral History of Punk by Legs McNeil and Gillian McCain

About the Author: Willow is a self-taught astrologer of the DIY, spiritual anarchist tradition and a strong critic of New Age. Her whole life is a protest; her whole life is a prayer. She can be reached via her blog.

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Celebrity Chef Eli Anderson on Holiday Meal Planning and Prep by the Moon

This week I was joined by celebrity chef and Virgoan epicurean Eli Anderson of DishItUpLocal.com to discuss how to plan this years holiday meals based on the sign of the transiting Moon, considered the astrological indicator of food, nourishment, eating habits, and emotional atmosphere:

If you have questions or need assistance, Chef Eli can be reached via his website or his Facebook page. For more information on how the Moon signs respond to different types of food, check on astrologer Fern Feto Spring’s article “The Care and Feeding of Your Moon”.

About the Author: Matt Savinar is a California licensed attorney (State Bar #228957), voluntarily inactive as of June 2013. He can be reached for questions, comments, or astrological consults at his contact page.

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Leo Sun, Aquarius Moon: The Super Star Space Warp(s) and the Best Friends Forever

(Image: The X-Files, available via Amazon.com)

Leo is the sign of the celebrity and the superstar. People with their Suns (conscious identity) in this high profile sign make for great media moguls, circus ringmasters, and goldmine owners according to astrologer Stella Hyde. (Source) Sitting 180 degrees opposite Leo is Aquarius, sign of the scientist, the space alien, the all round super-freak. People with their Moons (emotional needs) in this far out sign feel most at home in oddball places like science fiction conventions or when setting off political revolutions Hyde tells us. Actors David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson are both Leos with their Moons in Aquarius. Both are famous (Leo) for starring in The X-Files, a show about space aliens and super-freaks (Aquarius). As a result of the show’s success, both actors are huge hits (Leo) on the science fiction convention (Aquarius) circuit where they’ve coined a veritable goldmine (Leo) from the strange, the freakish, and the extraordinary (Aquarius).

Neither Duchovny or Anderson are high-profile (Leo) political revolutionaries (Aquarius) per se. However, they were so riveting as Mulder and Scully that, in a round about, they did help to bring attention (Leo) to political matters often considered too fringe to be taken seriously (Aquarius). In the early 1990s anybody who believed the government was conspiring with the forces of evil to tap our phones, poison our water, and hide the truth from us was considered too nutty to have around polite company. By the time The X-Files finished its eight year run it was almost acceptable to be concerned about such matters. That shift in our culture was in no small part thanks to the high profile (Leo), super-cool (Aquarius) aplomb that Duchovny and Anderson brought to bear as agents Mulder and Scully. They were the first pair on network television to shine the spotlight (Leo) on two characters who, in effect, operated as proxies for all us intellectually dissident, fringe dwelling, social rejects (Aquarius) of the world. In a pre-internet world that was a very big deal (Leo), even a bit revolutionary (Aquarius).

Astrologer Raven Kaldera calls the Leo/Aquarius pairing the “Friendship Moon” while Suzi and Charles Harvey say it excels at “flamboyantly crossing accepted social boundaries.” (Source) Duchovny and Anderson were so interesting as Mulder and Scully because they portrayed their alter egos as friends first, ones who turned “crossing accepted social boundaries” into an art form of flamboyantly intergalactic proportions. Whether it was aliens out of Area 51, monsters from the deep, conspiracy theorists from the internet, dudes from the CIA, heck, even an astrologer in one episode (“Syzygy”) — Mulder and Scully certainly did not discriminate when it came to who they would associate with or befriend.

About the Author: Matt Savinar is a California licensed attorney (State Bar #228957), voluntarily inactive as of June 2013. He can be reached for questions, comments, or astrological consults at his contact page.

Dear Sports Witch: Progressed Ascendant from Flashy Leo to Meticulous Virgo?

Editor’s Note: this is a new column — “Dear Sports Witch” aka “Hey Sports Witch!” — featuring professional cyclist turned sports psychologist turned astrologer Willow Rockwell, pictured above. It was originally scheduled to appear in Hexagon #3. -Matt

Question: Progressed Ascendant from Flashy Leo to Meticulous Virgo?

Dear Sports Witch,

What role does the ascendant play in a person’s training program? I was born Leo Rising with Venus in Leo but in my progressed chart my ascendant is now Virgo with Mercury/Saturn both right there. I used to do tons of squats and deadlifts — with huge amounts of weight. People would always gawk and admire me and I would gladly answer their training questions. Now I feel like all I do is foam rolling, stretching and these weird “core” exercises to fix “imbalances” that my Pilates friend gave me. Am I ever going to be able to lift heavy weights again or am I stuck trying to activate my transverse abdominus and iron out my anterior pelvic tilt for the rest of my life?

-Neon Deon Leon

Neon Deon Leon,

The ASC rules a person’s body, their life path and their persona. You will always be a Leo rising, but progressions have a major impact on your physical self expression, especially when they first change signs. I am a Pisces rising, but when I progressed into Aries (the amazon warrior princess) I was at the top of my game. At the peak of my career (ranked #1 in the world) my ASC changed into Taurus (the earth mother goddess) and I became pregnant. Seriously, it was that dramatic. I retired after trying to come back after the birth, because I simply did not have the psychic or physical energy for it any longer.

Now I hardly even want to ride a bike! There are other things to do and other ways to move…

To me it sounds like you are very intuitive and right on track with what your body needs. Virgo is the sign of the goddess, and also the sign of the healer and healing. I would be interested to see when you progressed into Virgo, because in the beginning it is a very dramatic shift, but after a while a little bit of your Leo will come back. For now it seems you could benefit from exercising in nature (Virgo is an earth sign) and avoiding the mirrors (Leo) in the gym.

By embracing the feminine energy of the goddess you will balance out all the masculine Leo energy and really become whole. I also think the ladies will like that, and the Leo in you will like that too! It is important to remember that progressions are about moving forward and progressing, which is good! You will be admired as you once were, but now it will be for being a Renaissance man and not just an iron pumping stud.

-The Sports Witch

About the Author: Willow Rockwell — aka “Willow the Sadge Sports Witch” — was a professional cyclist for 17 years. She won two Bronze medals for the United States before retiring to raise her daughters with her husband Myles. The Sports Witch has a BA in psychology, is a Certified Sports Psychology Coach, and studied astrology with Dr. Julie Bresciani. She can be reached via her website WillowRockwell.com

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